another good one if you are REALLY P***ED off is:
"We'll thank you for showing myself and this huge crowd of spectators
the level of your understanding of the english language is, if youi had
been bothered to find out before you opened your moth you would have
known that "unicycle" comes from "uni" as in one, and "cycle" as in self
propelled wheeled vehicle. Go read a dictionary and think before you
make inane comments like that in the future."
You have to say it in a really loud voice though and only when there is
a big crowd around you..
People generally go red and walk away with tails between thier leggs..
:)
> I still haven't had the guts to look confused, look down at my vehicle
> and yell "Awwwwww SHIT! (You know, I forget that all the time?)"
Not quite the same but if you look down and yell "Awwwwww SHIT!" then
just fall forewards it works quite well..
Did for me..
:)
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