So, *whir* *crunch* *whizzzz* and I'm up. Lift gets up to a nice speed
and then *<sound of lift slowing
down, 'cos I've no idea how to write this without embarassing myself>*
Whoa! Did I just have that seat gently shoved halfway up my backside,
or am I trying to idle in the lift?
But seriously though, it's such a bizarre experience I pity people who
can't unicycle. Try it! I haven't been up in a lift yet, but it won't be
long now *giggle*.
Next I'll move on to a modern lift on the other side of the site, and
believe me, you don't want to use this one just after breakfast.
(Jez, you know the one!) I can't wait...
Cheers, Paul.
(PS Unicycling does things to your mind, and if this post isn't
proof...)